Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You're a disaster
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