just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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