going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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