I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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