last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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