She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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