Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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