Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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