let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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