I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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