I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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