me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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