I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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