Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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