girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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