I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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