The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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