you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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