I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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