He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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