just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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