it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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