So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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