Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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