I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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