I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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