How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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