After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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