I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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