Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Randomize
