i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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