and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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