Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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