this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
