No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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