I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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