walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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