So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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