After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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