miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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