i permit you to call me
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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