marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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