I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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