last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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