let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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