A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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