and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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