And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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