absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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