If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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